You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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