Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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