We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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