And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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