just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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