i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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