Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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