16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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