and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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