she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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