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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This is the high leading the old right now
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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