Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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