I bet he comes in French.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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