My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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