Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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