OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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