he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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