Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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