Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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