He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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