I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think people are normalizing furries
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