i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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