maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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