put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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