Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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