Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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