I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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