Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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