I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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