I'm gonna have a badass scar
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Acid is not a monday night drug
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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