at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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