in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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