what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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