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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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