Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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