I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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