Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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