Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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