Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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