I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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