giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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