That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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