Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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