My hand turned me down
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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