we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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