at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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