Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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