on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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