No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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