My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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