butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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