Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize