Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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