he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
