Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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